For Mum.

Mum rang me yesterday, and practically the first thing she said was "Write more blogs!".
Yeah I know I'm pretty lazy with the whole up date thing, whatever.
I was like "pft, yeah whatever mum, nobody even reads them, blah". Then, like a true stick-to-your-daughter mother would, she says all proud like "Did you know you have had like a hundred and something something pageviews??" and I was all like "that totally doesn't even count and I only have ONE follower". Very quickly mums like "No Theresa, you have TWO!!".

WHAAAT?

Now I admit, I was pretty excited, TWO whole followers!!!? That means TWO people like to admit that they read what I write!!!
So I asked mum, "Oh my god, who is it?"
"I dunno, some guy".
... Some guy, some guy. Right. Okay. Note to self 'check out this some guy laters on'.
So we finish our telephone call and I spend the day on the German coast.

When I get home I log on with anticipation, oh yes I am very much having a loser moment...Will completely die if I don't know who Mystery Man is.
Who is this guy??

........Bruce Willis.

MUH-UM!!! How can you NOT even recognise a picture of Bruce Willis??? Have your eyes fallen out of your head?? Sheesh!

So I clicked on Bruce Willis' pic to find out more, could The Bruce Willis really like my blog?? 
Yeaaaaaah. No.
It only took me about like 40 seconds to realise I was being most absolutely ridiculous and no, of coarse it is not the actual Bruce Willis but just a picture of him, and I'm pretty sure it is one of my close friends who is responsible for ALL these identity lies, they are all lies.. Though I'm sure she will just come up with some lame-o excuse like 'blame it on the Internet'. Its always the Internets fault isn't it.

Maybe I should pretend to be Michael Jackson...you know like speaking from the other side or something, wooooooooooh, spookay. 
Lets see how you like it when you find out its just a white girl pretending to be a black man pretending to be a white girl.
Teheheh yeooow, ah, Billy Jean is not my lover....