Show And Tell. Without The Show,

Things my eyes (not yours) have witnessed but I will share with you, cause Im so generous etc etc bullshit.

- An old man wearing a giant red nose, gold sequined top hat and multi-coloured tail coat riding on one of those supa*bling lowrider bikes while pumping Black Lace's 'Agadoo' from a boom box.
He smiled and waved at me, so I smiled back. It must have been one of 'those' kinda smiles cause then he told me he doesn't dress like that everyday. 
Like it matters, your dressed like that now, and if your dressed like that now, why not everyday? 
I mean, come on! Your an old man dressed like a clown on a bike you obviously stole from your wannabe gangsta grandson and have awfuly kitsch taste in music to acompany the scene just incase our eyes arent entertained enough! You rule. Own. It.

-A public toilet, toilet paper dispenser company called 'Triple Willy'. This is funny for so many reasons...all of them immature and stupid.

- A man frontal stack whilst riding a Segue. I laughed, so hard. 

-An exploded dead blind snake on the road with all its little baby blind snake babies squirming around next to it. 
Alright, I lied about the squirming...they were all dead.

- A park that has one of those round rides I used to play on as a kid. You know the one, where you sit down and in the middle is like a circle-table type thing which you use to pull yourself around and around and around and around and the faster you pull the faster you spin and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! 
Then you get really unbelievably dizzy and feel kinda sick and have to slide down the slippery dip a few times untill you can go back for round two's. 
I can tell you from experience these rides are only about a quarter as much the fun as when you have other actual people to go on with.