Is It Sex O'clock Already?

Sweet Jesus!

Its Wednesday already and all I'm doing is sitting here fart arsing around with my new i pod. Essentially...doing nothing! Well actually, there is a load of washing in the machine. 

Unproductive morning? I think not. 

I know that there is probably 1000 more useful things I could be doing, like packing, but, fuck it. I don't want to, procrastinating is much more appealing to me. 

Besides I'm really trying very hard to get into the right head space for this sex toy party I am attending tonight, because my friend is hosting it and I said I would go. 

I would be lying if I said I had never been to one before, because I have, although I'm pretty sure I only went to that for the food. And it wasn't even very good food. Milk chocolate shaped like little penis'? How terribly gaudy. 

On the plus side, I'm sure this friend has much better taste than that.... Dark chocolate shaped like little penis'. 

I joke I joke. I cant honestly say I ever want to stick little penis' in my mouth, no matter what they are made of.

I'm sure it will all be fun and the real reason I'm going anyway is to hang with my friends. So while all......that, is going on I can just sit myself into a corner, shovel all the food into my pig face, laugh at all the ridiculous 'toys' and try to bring a sense of class to it all by adding really funny wittisms where appropriate by, you know, like, farting.

We might even throw caution to the wind and make a night of it by going to the oh so seedy and only open nightclub in this town on a Wednesday night. Heck I might even grow some balls and actually SING KARAOKE! well, if they have Black Rebel Motorcycle Club on the song list.

Laters!