Things I like about leaving my work in two days:
- I'm leaving.
- I'm leaving.
- I'm leaving.
- ONE MORE TIME! I'm leaving.
Don't think I'm ungrateful or anything cause I'm so glad they gave me a job in the first place. Even though it meant occasionally seeing people from the old Theresa days and having to explain that all I'm doing these days is working in retail, while they all you know like, do shit.
There are things I'm going to miss.
This is such an obvious answer, but I will miss the people, people as in workmates, NOT the general public. 'The people' in general, suck. Do you realise even how many freaks there are walking among us? Scary.
Will I ever find a workplace again where all I have to do is bat my eyelashes and smile every time I didn't feel like doing a certain task??
Well I'm sure I could. But using my sexuality to get out of doing boring things only works on certain people, ie guys, ones that aren't homo.
Buy buy discount (see what I did here?).
Utter crap balls, where am I supposed to buy my sporting gear from now?? Over the last couple days I have been running all over the shop looking for things that I 'might need' so that I can buy it on my staff discount, before its too late. I know this is stupid because I have no money for such purchases and I'm quite sure what I already have will suffice. But, I like pretty new things.
The work is easy. Boring as all hell but easy. Could have done it with my eyes closed. Sometimes did, cause I was still asleep, cause there was no point in waking up for such an easy job!
And yeah, k, I kinda admit, sometimes it was really fun/funny. Making people think I was talking to myself, when my co worker was out of view just doesn't get old.
Trying to come up with discreet code names for when a really really hot guy enters the shop, is not fun actually, but mostly just of utter importance, "Hey, have you seen the new Kayano socks?" Then there was sayings like, "I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck" I would never have heard otherwise. It may be crass and you may think I was better off never having heard it, but I believe my life to be truly enriched. Thanks.
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